Written by Katelyn

Prompt: What advice would a DOG give about life, if it could talk? Write that advice.

Zoe and Chloe’s Good Advice! 

Read this for a better life! 

 “Hi, and welcome back to Zoe and Chloe’s good advice!” “Where we give you good advice, for a better life,” “First, no matter how many times your owner tells you “NO” always get on the table when there is food. You may get locked in your kennel, but it is worth it. No doubt about it.” “To add on to that topic, only pee in the house. The backyard is terrible.” “I agree. That bird in the backyard is so annoying, and flowers smell like the opposite of garbage. Garbage smells good but flowers are nightmares,” “Thank you for reading Zoe and Chloe’s Good Advice! Remember steer clear of the vacuum and eat chocolate and grapes no matter how sick you get.” ” We’ll see you next time on Zoe and Chloe’s Good advice.” “Bye!”